What the feck have you done today?

[Chizel - Founding Father]

Chops, not choos.. wtf is choos?

 

[Dox]

Today, with my shoulder still killing me, i thought id try doing some press ups..
Probably not a great idea but i just wanted to see where its at. I managed 2.
Press ups are not something i do regularly but every few months or so i rap a few out.
Normally i can comfortably do 20, which is pretty piss poor.
In my late teens/early 20's i could nearly do 60 in a minute and would do 4-500 a few nights a week at kung fu.
Anyhu, 2 fucken press ups.. shoulder has a long ways to go.
After that disappointment, a mate turned up with a sliced and diced hogget . That cheered me up some. Freezer nice and full now and can wait to throw some choos on the bbq.

 

[Laava]

Chops, not choos.. wtf is choos?

Deboned chops for cunce with no teef!

 

[wroughtironron]

 

[Exige]

Probably not a great idea but i just wanted to see where its at. I managed 2.

Was it one really? as the second was a belly bounce back? Hong Kong Fatty

 

[wroughtironron]

Was it one really? as the second was a belly bounce back? Hong Kong Fatty

 

[Loz]

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Hollywood life has not been kind to Tom Holland...

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

Was it one really? as the second was a belly bounce back? Hong Kong Fatty

At least i could manage 1. When you lay on ya belly ya hands dont reach the floor. Ya have to get rolled onto ya back and winched up by ya boyfriend when hes done with ya.
GOK WAN FATTY

 

[Exige]

At least i could manage 1. When you lay on ya belly ya hands dont reach the floor. Ya have to get rolled onto ya back and winched up by ya boyfriend when hes done with ya.
GOK WAN FATTY

I is svelte but my nob would get in the way, yours wouldn’t even when yer thinking aboot Mr Laava Laava

 

[Noobie]

Your knob is on ya shoulders chubster

 

[Exige]

Your knob is on ya shoulders chubster

I is svelte, but sometimes I wrap it around my shoulders yes

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

I is svelte but my nob would get in the way, yours wouldn’t even when yer thinking aboot Mr Laava Laava

I think you meant nose, not nob. Gonzo

 

[Exige]

I think you meant nose, not nob. Gonzo

You shouldn't get too upset fat dude, and why bring Wayne into it?

 

[wroughtironron]

Tip for Today:-

 

[wroughtironron]

Elsie has a Whale tattoo on her ass.

30 years ago it was a Dolphin

 

[JimVee]

Popped up to a classic car meet in Poitiers and somebody has brought this along…

 

[Fight the streets Fmd]

Today, with my shoulder still killing me, i thought id try doing some press ups..
Probably not a great idea but i just wanted to see where its at. I managed 2.
Press ups are not something i do regularly but every few months or so i rap a few out.
Normally i can comfortably do 20, which is pretty piss poor.
In my late teens/early 20's i could nearly do 60 in a minute and would do 4-500 a few nights a week at kung fu.
Anyhu, 2 fucken press ups.. shoulder has a long ways to go.
After that disappointment, a mate turned up with a sliced and diced hogget . That cheered me up some. Freezer nice and full now and can wait to throw some choos on the bbq.

I am sure the surgeon will be delighted when you tell him you are doing press ups

 

[Unhinged]

Well that didn't go to plan as ever in my smooth sailing through life like most people seem to do!! Have to send the new laptop back as it lasted a day, went to turn it on this morning and dead as a fucking Monty Python parrot sketch!!
Woke up in a fucking shit mood because i'm trying to get off my citalopram antidepressants, a good thing or a bad thing who the fuck knows??
Can't go out on the bike because of the fear of loosing another tyre plug and i have no gas canisters to pump the tyre up till Monday.
So back on my old laptop with a plug in keyboard because the laptop keypad numbers letters etc.....don't work and then you get aresholes telling you how easy it is to get off alcohol just by stopping drinking, it doesn't work like that Einstein's of the world , fucking educate yourself!!
What's the fucking point???????????????????

 

[Unhinged]

Offer stands....if you want me to talk you through it - more than happy to help... managed to talk one of our remote sales guys through it in Australia a few weeks ago....a lot of screenshots were sent but i got him up and running to the point i could remote in and finish off the build...

y'do it in layers...

1. Install os
2. install windows updates.
3. Install up to date drivers
4. Install bios updates and any other firmware packages.
5. Set up all your apps and stuff.

It like moving into a new house....you just have to arrange your furniture then get the shopping in....

I would also add this stop windows spying etc.: O&O ShutUp10++: Improve Windows data protection

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

I am sure the surgeon will be delighted when you tell him you are doing press ups

Trying to do press ups. Its been 3 months and he did say i could start doing resistance exercises at this point. He wasnt best pleased when i said i was doing bicep curls after 6 weeks . but as it was only 2kg he said carry on but insisted i didnt lift more than that till 3 months.

 

[Exige]

Trying to do press ups. Its been 3 months and he did say i could start doing resistance exercises at this point. He wasnt best pleased when i said i was doing bicep curls after 6 weeks . but as it was only 2kg he said carry on but insisted i didnt lift more than that till 3 months.

 

[Laava]

Today, with my shoulder still killing me, i thought id try doing some press ups..
Probably not a great idea but i just wanted to see where its at. I managed 2.
Press ups are not something i do regularly but every few months or so i rap a few out.
Normally i can comfortably do 20, which is pretty piss poor.
In my late teens/early 20's i could nearly do 60 in a minute and would do 4-500 a few nights a week at kung fu.
Anyhu, 2 fucken press ups.. shoulder has a long ways to go.
After that disappointment, a mate turned up with a sliced and diced hogget . That cheered me up some. Freezer nice and full now and can wait to throw some choos on the bbq.

I do press offs. Exactly the same range of motion but you do it standing up, next to a wall. I can do loads, even one handed. Also I can do them one handed, whilst eating, or chatting up women etc. Quite therapeutic.

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

I do press offs. Exactly the same range of motion but you do it standing up, next to a wall. I can do loads, even one handed. Also I can do them one handed, whilst eating, or chatting up women etc. Quite therapeutic.

Will give em a try. Not sure about the chatting up woman thing though..