Your supply's and luggage get DampI've got a 24fe but i just can't do it all on the phone, it's to much of a hastle, why didn't you just get a rubber dingy you loon??
What the feck have you done today?
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Good call, i never thought of thatYour supply's and luggage get Damp
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Today i went to work for 4 hours then was to head home and get picked up at 12.30 to go look at a job out at a beach about an hour away( lil less if the main rd was open).
Ive packed all the tools in the motor and goes to get the keys offa the kitchen table where i put them . No keys.
Spend 10 mins looking with no success before i ring matey and tell him it looks like i will not be able to make it to look at job. Then spend the next 30 mins looking fucken eveywhere, emptied all tools out the car, searched through dust sheets , looked in rooms of the house that id never been in, nothing.
Lynn, the client, is helping me and giving me shit, telling me i need to call the aa and get my car towed etc.. im on the phone and calling aa when lynn yells out from inside that she has found them. Wbere were they? In her fucken hand bag!!!!! Coulda murdered the old bat!!!!! She now owes me a box of beer, she text me later to say its in the fridge for monday..
Dont need this stress man!!!!!
Ive packed all the tools in the motor and goes to get the keys offa the kitchen table where i put them . No keys.
Spend 10 mins looking with no success before i ring matey and tell him it looks like i will not be able to make it to look at job. Then spend the next 30 mins looking fucken eveywhere, emptied all tools out the car, searched through dust sheets , looked in rooms of the house that id never been in, nothing.
Lynn, the client, is helping me and giving me shit, telling me i need to call the aa and get my car towed etc.. im on the phone and calling aa when lynn yells out from inside that she has found them. Wbere were they? In her fucken hand bag!!!!! Coulda murdered the old bat!!!!! She now owes me a box of beer, she text me later to say its in the fridge for monday..
Dont need this stress man!!!!!
I'm taking Elsie on a cruise in January, and my new outfit arrived from Temu today.
With a bit of luck, there will be no more queueing on board for Ron.......
With a bit of luck, there will be no more queueing on board for Ron.......
Elsie gave me a "Thank-you" gift in appreciation
We made it out to the beach to look at this job. Ont way out there, at about 1 30, the main road was closed , scheduled to re-open at 3.00, so we took the detour.
That involes queuing up and waiting for a pilot vehicle to guide ya through. In this case we waited 25 mins. Then its about 25 mins of gravel roads ( alot less if ya wernt doing 30kph(.
Anyhu, on leaving at about 4.00 we thought we would be able to take the main rd home but when we get there, the detour sign Is still up. I joked that they had probably forgotten to take it down. So we make a left turn and head to the detour. We are the first car in the que so obviously we have just missed the pilot vehicle and will have to wait an age. We call over to the muppet sitting in the booth and ask if he knows how long it will be and why the main road aint open, he has no clue.
We sit for about 10 mins before me mates son , who left shortly before us, rings to ask where we are. Turns out he ignored the detour sign , went straight on and the main road was open.
The fucken muppets had forgotten rmto take the sign down. And worse they hadn't let the other team know they had opened the road so they were still running a pilot vehicale hours after ...
That involes queuing up and waiting for a pilot vehicle to guide ya through. In this case we waited 25 mins. Then its about 25 mins of gravel roads ( alot less if ya wernt doing 30kph(.
Anyhu, on leaving at about 4.00 we thought we would be able to take the main rd home but when we get there, the detour sign Is still up. I joked that they had probably forgotten to take it down. So we make a left turn and head to the detour. We are the first car in the que so obviously we have just missed the pilot vehicle and will have to wait an age. We call over to the muppet sitting in the booth and ask if he knows how long it will be and why the main road aint open, he has no clue.
We sit for about 10 mins before me mates son , who left shortly before us, rings to ask where we are. Turns out he ignored the detour sign , went straight on and the main road was open.
The fucken muppets had forgotten rmto take the sign down. And worse they hadn't let the other team know they had opened the road so they were still running a pilot vehicale hours after ...
Fukin ell mate if your life gets any shitter we will have to rename you Wayne the 2nd!
Wayne the fat dwarf
BitchWayne the fat dwarf
Well that didn't go to plan as ever in my smooth sailing through life like most people seem to do!! Have to send the new laptop back as it lasted a day, went to turn it on this morning and dead as a fucking Monty Python parrot sketch!!
Woke up in a fucking shit mood because i'm trying to get off my citalopram antidepressants, a good thing or a bad thing who the fuck knows??
Can't go out on the bike because of the fear of loosing another tyre plug and i have no gas canisters to pump the tyre up till Monday.
So back on my old laptop with a plug in keyboard because the laptop keypad numbers letters etc.....don't work and then you get aresholes telling you how easy it is to get off alcohol just by stopping drinking, it doesn't work like that Einstein's of the world , fucking educate yourself!!
What's the fucking point???????????????????
Woke up in a fucking shit mood because i'm trying to get off my citalopram antidepressants, a good thing or a bad thing who the fuck knows??
Can't go out on the bike because of the fear of loosing another tyre plug and i have no gas canisters to pump the tyre up till Monday.
So back on my old laptop with a plug in keyboard because the laptop keypad numbers letters etc.....don't work and then you get aresholes telling you how easy it is to get off alcohol just by stopping drinking, it doesn't work like that Einstein's of the world , fucking educate yourself!!
What's the fucking point???????????????????
Would it be any help if we took the piss out of your misfortune? No maybe not!
Tomorrow will be better. I'm certain that your resolve to ditch the drugs will pay off eventually. You have the will, but it will only happen if you want it to.
Tomorrow will be better. I'm certain that your resolve to ditch the drugs will pay off eventually. You have the will, but it will only happen if you want it to.
Fed up with everyting right now it's enough to start me off drinking heavy again!! Sick of it all, how much shit does a man have to take to flip the switch into oblivion??
As Queen said who wants to live forever, no thanks!!
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^ It’s only a fucking puncture!
Getting shitfaced on booze and coming off citalopram will not help unless it's controlled and over time.
Dude, you've had multiple crashes, a couple you could have died from but walked away. You've had some shit partners but always have been able to get away from but more importantly, you've have a beautiful grandchild. All of which would seem to be more positives that trump a cum filled laptop and a wonky puncture repair.
Just remember that red traffic light changes because it's on a timer and not because it saw you on a bike.
Dude, you've had multiple crashes, a couple you could have died from but walked away. You've had some shit partners but always have been able to get away from but more importantly, you've have a beautiful grandchild. All of which would seem to be more positives that trump a cum filled laptop and a wonky puncture repair.
Just remember that red traffic light changes because it's on a timer and not because it saw you on a bike.
Look after yourself Wayne getting off anything that's addictive isn't easy go easy on yourself one day at a timeWell that didn't go to plan as ever in my smooth sailing through life like most people seem to do!! Have to send the new laptop back as it lasted a day, went to turn it on this morning and dead as a fucking Monty Python parrot sketch!!
Woke up in a fucking shit mood because i'm trying to get off my citalopram antidepressants, a good thing or a bad thing who the fuck knows??
Can't go out on the bike because of the fear of loosing another tyre plug and i have no gas canisters to pump the tyre up till Monday.
So back on my old laptop with a plug in keyboard because the laptop keypad numbers letters etc.....don't work and then you get aresholes telling you how easy it is to get off alcohol just by stopping drinking, it doesn't work like that Einstein's of the world , fucking educate yourself!!
What's the fucking point???????????????????
