What the feck have you done today?

Sitting in ED. My grand daughter told me off for playing with knives. Was Stanley knife with a brand new blade. Severed a tendon.
This little piggy had none, has gone into limp mode
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Accident # 10078. Is that how many Accidents you have had? Are you related to wayne by chance? Looks ouch! Did it hurt more than that time you put the saber saw though your hand? You handled that pretty well but it looked painfull...
 
Accident # 10078. Is that how many Accidents you have had? Are you related to wayne by chance? Looks ouch! Did it hurt more than that time you put the saber saw though your hand? You handled that pretty well but it looked painfull...
Lols, no it wasn't sore. I am not particularly accident prone but fate will send you to ED to humble you in front of people with proper problems. Like purple immobile leg guy. Intestinal agony babe. And screaming infant with scared mother. I just sat there hoping they were getting the attention they deserve. Me, I just had a bit of a stabby hole and a severed tendon. And I brought them both home with me. The consensus was to leave the droopy toe with it's 20% function , and don't be a big sooky about the hole in your foot. So, Jo bought me a donut on the way home, ate half of it and then fucked off and left me exhausted and starving in front of the telly. Well, not starving really, I could probably go a day or two on stored body fat before things got antsy.
I was lucky with the sabre saw hole. I think all that plasterboard dust really helped.
 
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