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Another one for the bonfireGreen Party member says she won’t shave her moustache because every shave increases her personal carbon footprint
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Aaaaaand We’re Off News:
A woman from Bexley, believed to be travelling to Cape Verde. (Obviously)
has sparked widespread concern after failing to check in at Gatwick Airport on Facebook.
Louise Natick, known locally as "Lou", a 26 year old mother of eight and thick as gorilla exhibit glass was expected to upload the traditional holiday departure photo: a half-finished glass of Prosecco alongside a full English breakfast from the Wetherspoon's in Gatwick North Terminal, captioned simply: "And relax..."
But the post never came.
Facebook issued a statement describing the situation as "highly unusual".
"It's extremely rare for a woman under 35 to leave the country without informing every potential burglar on the manor exactly how long her house will be empty. We're becoming increasingly concerned for Lou's wellbeing."
Friends say there has also been absolutely no sign of the customary "holibobs" announcement, no "See ya in a week, guys!" status update, and not even the traditional "I've had worse Mondays" post featuring her boyfriend Rhys — a self-employed street level drug dealer with his own Jeckyl Moncler puffa coat— standing proudly outside a minus 1
️ all-inclusive resort.
Concern is growing.
A worried friend, Isabelle Ringing, who asked not to be named, said:
"It's completely out of character. Normally she can't go ten minutes without banging on about her holibobs. This time it's like she's just quietly left the country and simply got on with it."
She added:
"Even the lads at the fencing supplies yard who were dipping her in creosote last Thursday said she seemed unusually subdued."
Authorities are continuing their enquiries.
A woman from Bexley, believed to be travelling to Cape Verde. (Obviously)
has sparked widespread concern after failing to check in at Gatwick Airport on Facebook.
Louise Natick, known locally as "Lou", a 26 year old mother of eight and thick as gorilla exhibit glass was expected to upload the traditional holiday departure photo: a half-finished glass of Prosecco alongside a full English breakfast from the Wetherspoon's in Gatwick North Terminal, captioned simply: "And relax..."
But the post never came.
Facebook issued a statement describing the situation as "highly unusual".
"It's extremely rare for a woman under 35 to leave the country without informing every potential burglar on the manor exactly how long her house will be empty. We're becoming increasingly concerned for Lou's wellbeing."
Friends say there has also been absolutely no sign of the customary "holibobs" announcement, no "See ya in a week, guys!" status update, and not even the traditional "I've had worse Mondays" post featuring her boyfriend Rhys — a self-employed street level drug dealer with his own Jeckyl Moncler puffa coat— standing proudly outside a minus 1
️ all-inclusive resort.Concern is growing.
A worried friend, Isabelle Ringing, who asked not to be named, said:
"It's completely out of character. Normally she can't go ten minutes without banging on about her holibobs. This time it's like she's just quietly left the country and simply got on with it."
She added:
"Even the lads at the fencing supplies yard who were dipping her in creosote last Thursday said she seemed unusually subdued."
Authorities are continuing their enquiries.
Is the goatee essential?
Ahhh so thats why the @The skitz looks how he does!
Which one takes grass cuttings from mowing the lawn ?
Green Party member says she won’t shave her moustache because every shave increases her personal carbon footprint
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He says wearing plastic earings, plastic sunglasses, plastic rosette and using a plastic and rare metals mobile phone
The poor girl will be in tears . What on earth makes you think that`s a man ?
Front lawn or back lawn? Or the grass around the rose garden (the east lawn)?
Anyway, you should be composting it...are you trying to kill the planet or what??!!
Front lawn, back lawn, rose garden, you surely are king of the euphamisms.Front lawn or back lawn? Or the grass around the rose garden (the east lawn)?
Anyway, you should be composting it...are you trying to kill the planet or what??!!
Isn`t the whole point of the council collecting garden waste that they compost it in huge quantities ?
General Waste of course........
Yes that is the point, yes.
The point of separating rubbish into plastics, glass, metals is that it gets recycled too...I have doubts about that.
Before I was doing logistics, I was tasked with sourcing 2000 ton a month of plastics for recycling in China...approx 80 containers worth.
Not one of the companies that we contacted that the councils collect for, would speak to us - beyond an initial phone call, each would blank us; not return calls or emails. None asked what prices we could pay. There's something very fishy about that business (no pun intended)
General waste says non recyclable, non biodegradable and non anything useful. Garden waste is being recycled in to compost and is therefore useful as well as biodegradable .General Waste of course........
I just chuck it over the fence 